premature mid-life crisis

Padda! 23 year-old weirdo. Haribo enthusiast. I live in a suburban nightmare called Erba, Italy. Boring and bored. thou shalt not commit adulthood, thou shalt not partake of decaf.

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today’s goal: convince myself to get off of my fatass and clean my room.
and go downstairs to get more Cabernet.

(Source: garretterrag)

“Do you want a taste of my steel?”

(Source: stephenfrysmanboobs)

"oh yeah god! take this up your toga, you big beardy kill-joy" 

Jeremy Osbourne - Peep Show

eat my foam Corrigan!

we found a fire extinguisher at the side of the stage at a show last saturday and got weird looks by the pop punk snobs who did not get the Peep Show reference.

the generic but mandatory post where I whine about having to work on a saturday afternoon and enduring 16 year-olds who stare at my non existing boobs when I just want to sit around hugging my Peep Show DVDs.

youthinkyouresodamnfunny:

just finished watching every episode of Peep Show.
and now? =’(

my colleague Kenneth! meet my associate Kenneth! shall I fetch Kenneth?

"Hey! Wow, I’m actually good at this. Maybe I’m a natural - yeah, I’m a jogger! Of course, there had to be a sport for me, I just never realised. I’m a natural jogger. Feel the legs like two great steam locomotives, pumping away, I’m Cram, I’m Ovett, I’m unstoppable! I’m-JESUS, is that a stitch? Fuck, I’m gonna be sick, I’m gonna slow… I need to walk. Oh, I think I’m gonna puke, I’m literally going to die, ugh, what an idiotic boob I was back ten or eleven seconds ago." 

Mark Corrigan (Whilst Jogging) - Peep Show (via maximusness)

can I just start telling people off on the facebook chat and then quote Mark Corrigan?

(Source: bathroom-gurgle)

so yeah. this is what I meant when I said I had stuff to do instead of coming to your high-school renunion.

suyadnad:

Peep Show

Series 7, Episode 3: A Beautiful Mind