(I’m really glad that they didn’t cast someone obnoxiously virile to play Fox Mulder. Sometimes during intense scenes you can almost hear his voice break or get a lisp. Lisps are super cute. Tho sometimes I genuinely laugh out loud when he’s shouting lines like “DROP YOUR WEAPONS”, because. C’mon.)
having really low blood pression makes me feel like I’m tipsy all the time, without spending any money. but if I could stop fainting in front of strangers, you know, that’d be cool too.
I suspect my parents are trying to sell me into marriage to this greek lady called Poppi. I mean, to her huge metalhead son. also, I fainted this morning and I might get to take butt injections. I’m so done with 2013.
if this were a postmodern fairytale a cute dude would climb to my window with beer and nachos and save me from the people I don’t want to talk to who are crowding my house right now.
and I wouldn’t even whine about how antifeminist it would be.
when you download series just to keep from thinking yourself completely dumb and find Riki Garfunkel Lindhome dressed as a dandelion stuffing her face with pie.
this is very upsetting. and brings back memories of my favorite 30 Rock scene ever.
Happens all the time.
how bad would it be if I took some of my cat’s valium?
it’s useless on her anyway, it was prescribed to relieve her chronic pain and make her sleep better but she just gets super hyper and bumps into things.
this winter’s trend is “ned stark’s bastard chic.” dress yourself in black (faux) leather and fur and an inferiority complex that’s haunted you for your whole life